A man’s true character comes out when he‘s drunk. – Charlie Chaplin My best friend, my brother, the guy I grew up with from the age of nine and reached manhood with, was in my car, and he was sick, vomiting mysterious blue liquid everywhere, crying his eyes out as if someone told him SantaContinue reading “How To Avoid Getting Drunk And Calling Your Ex-Girlfriend During the Super Bowl”
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What Happened To You?
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt We were in love and at your apartment. You were unlike any girl I have ever dated before. You looked different. You acted different. You were more attractive. You were undescribingly unique. I was excited andContinue reading “What Happened To You?”
How To Get Over a Breakup 