“The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren’t looking, they notice her breasts.”
– Conan O’Brien
I was excited to have another weekend with the bros after it had been another rough week at school. I had been taking accounting and business classes that had left me starving for freedom, carelessness, and reckless behavior with my best buddies. That weekend was exactly what I got.
My buddy was seeing a new girl who we will call “Carly” and he informed me that she was bringing her very attractive friend over to my pool party that afternoon. After hearing about the size of her breasts from a couple of my friends, I was very intrigued to say the least.
When she arrived to the pool party she displayed the confidence of a proud lioness. She was wearing the most revealing skin-tight bikini that was socially acceptable, had long straightened brown hair, and breasts that were round, large, and perky enough to put any full-grown woman to shame. It was safe to say me and the boys were pleased with her appearance.
This new girl, whom we will call “Kelly” soon and surprisingly seemed to take a liking to me. Between the beers and shots of whatever rum, tequila, or whiskey my buddy was able to get ahold of and bring she started staring me down ferociously. Being the insecure 20-year-old I was at the time I was confused and thought she was mad at me or thought I was weird. My insecure self got too embarrassed to look at her back when she started to intentionally stare at me.
During this time in my life I was down because my previous girlfriend had just dumped me. I was living at college in my dorm room before I moved back into my parents and she gave me a phone call and told me. I thought it was the end of the world.
Kelly ended up making the night one to remember by falling to my buddies advances of alcohol and taking her top off, revealing to us all the one thing my buddies and I were obsessed with – her boobs. I ended up getting to kiss Kelly, and she ended up staying the night at my house where I got the privilege of playing with her breasts, but I knew she was no long-term girlfriend material. We had absolutely zero things in common, and to be honest I was a little intimidated by her lioness-like dominance in my own home.
One thing I did gain other than the temporary pleasure of getting to feel and see her boobs and show off in front of my friends was that the experience seemed to put me one step closer to getting over my ex. I had not felt or seen breasts like Kelly’s before. My ex’s breasts, although nice, were only slighter larger than mine and I thought of them as “cute.” Kelly’s breasts large and firm, popped out frequently when she was drunk, and resembled fun and a good time. Seeing her breasts and having a good time with her ultimately demonstrated to me there were other girls out there who were still attractive, and showed me there were good and fun times in the world with other people besides my ex. So how can breasts help you get over a breakup?
- They will show you a good time when you need it most
When you are getting over a breakup your self-esteem is low and you are in desperate need of hanging out with your friends to show you that there are good times ahead. If it wasn’t for my friends inviting themselves over I probably would have spent that day and that night moping around about my ex instead of being outside with my friends and seeing/playing with a nice set of boobs.
2. They will show you that all boobs can be nice in their own way
After being broken up with you might fall into the trap of thinking “no one will ever be like my ex” and “no boobs will ever be like my exes, they were so nice.” This is true. No one will ever be the exact same as your ex. But the good news is that different can be good, it can be very, very good. In my example, I got to experience a whole new set of boobs that were nice, big, and firm, and they were amazing in their own way.
3. They will boost your self-esteem
I was shocked and surprised that Kelly took her top off when I was in the pool with my buddies while they were drinking. My much more confident but short friend had convinced her to take her top off again while playing a game of “strip darts” (I may make a post on how to play this game later), and was still surprised when at one point, she climbed on top of me, looked me straight in the eyes, grabbed my nervous boy-like hands, and thrust them straight atop her bare breasts. The reason I was surprised was because I had low self-esteem. If I had been confident, I wouldn’t have been surprised this happened and would have known that I was good enough to be able to see and feel such a nice set of boobs, but I wrongly assumed I wasn’t and they as well as her were out of my league. As soon as these things happened, my esteem shot up and I thought I was pretty cool, and my friends thought so too. This led me to stop thinking about my ex as much, and move on to other girls and other things in my life.
4. They will encourage you to come out of your shell
There might not be anything more encouraging in this world to a man than the chance of seeing a nice set of breasts. Mythological epics have spoke of it when thousands were killed over the voluptuous breasts of Helen of Troy, and men fight over it today in bars and even on TV over some nice pair of DD’s. I did not fight my friends over breasts but they did motivate me to be better and a better version of myself, and not as shy. I found a pattern that when I am not shy, I am put in more situations where I appear more confident and thus get to see more boobs. That’s a win-win for me.
5. They will show you how big the world truly is
When my girlfriend broke up with me while I was in my tiny cramped dorm room hundreds of miles away from home at college, my world was seemingly very small. I did not think I had very many options outside of hanging out with my girlfriend, and did not think any other girls would ever like me again. I thought I would die a lonely hermit in the woods. When I moved back home and had that pool party with the boys and Kelly came over and showed my her boobs, it showed me that life has a lot more to offer. It made me question myself and ask, “maybe life does have a lot more to offer than hanging out alone and being alone doing nothing but watching sad movies and thinking about my ex-girlfriend alone in my dorm room?” It made me realize that there is a whole big world out there, with 7+ billion other people and probably 3-4 billion other women, and there is bound to be one that is right for you. There is bound to be another woman on this planet that has nice boobs in their own way, and beyond that there is bound to be a girl who likes you for you, who will love you for you, and who challenges you and makes you grow into the best version of yourself that you can be, and grow into a better man. That’s where healthy meaningful relationships start and the sooner you can move on from your ex, the sooner you can go find someone to have that with.
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